tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]

WORD.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]

WORD.

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The “first lady” of Arkansas. No comment.

yankees:

One of the best to ever put on the pinstripes takes his final bow in the Bronx. 

See, this is what happens when you spend your entire career with one team that has extremely loyal and devoted fans. 
I’m glaring at you, Albert Pujols.

yankees:

One of the best to ever put on the pinstripes takes his final bow in the Bronx. 

See, this is what happens when you spend your entire career with one team that has extremely loyal and devoted fans. 

I’m glaring at you, Albert Pujols.

(Reblogged from yankees)

So this chick is the little sister of one of my brother’s friends. She’s probably 6 or 7 years younger than me, but I always remember her as the cute, bubbly little sis from at all of our brothers’ football/basketball/baseball/games. To be honest, she was waaaay cuter before the (apparent) lip injections, hair extensions, and duck face. But, to each their own. It’s kind of funny to see how having a somewhat popular blog can really change a person.

(Source: the-fashion-alba)

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Another Sunday, another crappy fantasy week thanks to Jamaal Charles’s ankle and my inability to start a qb that’s going to play well (my benched qb scored 23 points…)

On the bright side, the Razorbacks won again yesterday and the Cardinals are officially made the Postseason.

I guess you (literally) can’t win them all.

If I don’t punch and/or yell at someone before this day is over, then I should get some big freaking award.

I thought Fridays were supposed to be good days?

1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.

things to remember, -n.m. (via thegirlwithfernweh)

Literally love this

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Good Morning, indeed.

heyjesscole:

My fantasy teams this week.

This. Jamaal Charles was my favorite human last year and now he’s reeeeeally pissing me off.

heyjesscole:

My fantasy teams this week.

This. Jamaal Charles was my favorite human last year and now he’s reeeeeally pissing me off.

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